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| User: | chaos_current (7940500) From Angel to Warrior
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| Name: | Essedarius | |||||
| Location: | United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 07-28 | |||||
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| Bio: | ENTJ: The Evil Overlord The ENTJ is best characterized by his charisma, his ability to grasp complex situations and to think flexibly and creatively, his keen and active intelligence, and his overwhelming desire to crush the world beneath his boot. ENTJs are naturally outgoing and love the company of other people, particulalry minions, henchmen, slaves, and the others they rule with ruthless efficiency. ENTJs usually die at the hand of secret government agents in a fiery cataclysm that destroys their entire underground fortress. Often, Evil Overlords will have a secret clone whose implanted memories contain all the knowledge and ambition of the original, stored in cryonic suspension in a safe location. The clone will appear in a sequel. RECREATION: ENTJs enjoy spending their leisure time in groups, seeking out the company of others with whom they can exchange strategies and ideas, and test their mind control rays. They also enjoy competitive games which challenge them intellectually, such as chess, go, and "tell me where the missles are or I'll open the pirhana cage and the girl dies." COMPATIBILITY: Ideal companions include ENTPs, whose inventive natures often most useful; and ESTJs, who make excellent henchmen once the neural realignment is complete. ENTJs often employ the services of ISTJs but don't usually make good romantic partners with them. Under no circumstances should an ESTJ ever date an ENFJ; no good can come of it. Famous ESTJs include Ming the Merciless, John Bigboote, and Charles Montgomery Burns. [From The Real MB Personality Types Made Relevant.] What the Critics Are Saying About Chaos Current:![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} halftruths says: "chaos_current is a horribly sadistic man with evil, evil ideas of "health" and a freakish pain tolerance."stregamomma says: "He's even cute, too! But still [a] conservative."penny_pixie says: "If I didn't know him so well, I'd be blinded by lust."nebris says: "You're a fool ... and a fucking smug one to boot." sionnain says: "You're not sick. You're just a sadist."owl_clan says: "You are a coward and a censorship artist." | |||||
| Memories:: | 6 entries | |||||
| Interests: | 115: 3.14159265, 42, alpha et omega, amy, archnemesis, auqa teen hunger force, baking, balance, biting, black belts, blackjack, blues, board breaking, brazilian jiu-jitsu, brazilian jujitsu, breaking the curse, bruising, buster keaton, chaos magic, charlie chaplain, chicks with curly hair, combat conditioning, combat sports, competition, conservatives, constitutionalists, cooking, cynicism, debate, doctor who, domination, dropkick murphys, ed wood, elitism, euclid, fighting, film noir, flexibility, flogging molly, food, food pron, forms, frank sinatra, fugazi, geronimo, hapkido, hardcore, health, hiking, history, hunting, jazz, justice, kicking, kicks, krav maga, latin, lead the way, martial arts, miles davis, misogyny, mithraism, mithras, mma, movies, objectivism, occams razor, oi, ouroboros, penny, philosophical skepticism, philosophy, physical fitness, physics, pi, piercings, pirates, plan 9 from outerspace, poker, poomse, punches, punching, punk, rangers, red meat, religion, roman history, rough sex, sadism, schrodingers cat, sex, ska, skydiving, smart chicks, social distortion, sophism, sparring, street punk, strength, sun tzu, survivalists, taekwondo, tattoos, texas hold em, the boondock saints, the classics, the constitution, the inferno, the occult, the rat pack, tournaments, ufc, world domination, zoroaster, zoroastrianism | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 62: allykatt, appleninja, badcat42077, badseed1980, beltainelady, dbmyrrha, delicatetruth, deltatau, e2tallguy, ehlonna, fantazmah, fiery_phoenix, fire_sister, goleafsgo, gooberella, halftruths, hestiax, hikaruuchiha, ice_fairy13, jadea_faith, jaxadora, joolsmd, juushika, literaltruth, locknestra, lodessa, lowercase_j, lucifera_shadow, maewitch, meetzemonsta, miss_pidge, missewon, moon_ferret, mzwyndi, ophie_lake, othertruths, penny_pixie, pierceheart, qe2, quepid, rawr_its_jenn, roguebelle, roonil_wazlib80, sahara_jinni, sanacrow, sara_super_id, sarahswampwitch, seastormwitch, sectums3mpra, simianlovedoc, sionnain, slate1198, sonicwylde, studiotau, styggie, swisscelt, tanwyn, the_ellcrys, unseen_skies, whos_botj, witchygreen, yoshimi | |||||
| Member of: | 10: _martial_arts, dot_pagan_snark, f_m_p_p_h_trads, martial_artists, nonfluffypagans, nonwiccanwitch, pagan, pagan_skeptics, troll_alert, wiccan | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
